Ron Seems Sentient — Absurd Office Humor & Surreal Short Stories
Absurd humor and surreal office tales that spiral into the existential.
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Saturday, August 30, 2025
The Death of Cornelius: Gustavo’s Sanity, Basketball Fan, and Debt-Ridden Abstract Concept
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Cornelius, the fragile embodiment of Gustavo’s sanity, officially expired on August 29, 2025. Known in the neighborhood as both a stabilizin...
Monday, August 25, 2025
Nostalgia in Manila: Gustavo’s Story of Basketball, Gin, and Friendship
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Gustavo, now in his 30s and working a corporate job, looks back on his Manila college days filled with basketball, cheap gin, cigarettes, an...
Friday, August 22, 2025
Friday at the Office: Corporate Coldness, SLAs, and the Countdown to Freedom
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Brightly lit corporate office on a Friday afternoon with employees working at their desks Intro: Friday afternoons in corporate offices ofte...
Tuesday, August 19, 2025
Heaven & Hell Basketball Showcase Decides Ukraine-Russia Conflict
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Photo from 2019's Heaven & Hell Basketball Showcase CELESTIAL ARENA — Tuesday, August 19, 2025 An electrified crowd of angels and ...
Saturday, August 16, 2025
Gustavo’s 4AM Filipino Morning Routine: Coffee, Cigarettes & Sarcastic Work Chat
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Before sunrise, Gustavo fights exhaustion, cigarettes, and the weight of another workday. This story captures the grind of early mornings, c...
Friday, August 15, 2025
Holy Heist: Juicy Jesuits’ Safety-Pin Bank Robbery & Drunk Koala Getaway
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VATICAN CITY (Not Really) — In what authorities are calling “the most sacrilegious stunt since someone tried to baptize a cat,” a rogue band...
Wednesday, August 13, 2025
When High Hopes Meet Low Bandwidth: Gustavo’s Tuesday Streaming Meltdown
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After a draining 9-to-5, there’s nothing sweeter than clocking out and reclaiming your freedom. The Joyful Clock-Out follows Gustavo—your cl...
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