The Office Drawer

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Saturday, August 16, 2025

Gustavo’s 4AM Filipino Morning Routine: Coffee, Cigarettes & Sarcastic Work Chat

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Before sunrise, Gustavo fights exhaustion, cigarettes, and the weight of another workday. This story captures the grind of early mornings, c...
Friday, August 15, 2025

Holy Heist: Juicy Jesuits’ Safety-Pin Bank Robbery & Drunk Koala Getaway

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VATICAN CITY (Not Really) — In what authorities are calling “the most sacrilegious stunt since someone tried to baptize a cat,” a rogue band...
Wednesday, August 13, 2025

When High Hopes Meet Low Bandwidth: Gustavo’s Tuesday Streaming Meltdown

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After a draining 9-to-5, there’s nothing sweeter than clocking out and reclaiming your freedom. The Joyful Clock-Out follows Gustavo—your cl...
Tuesday, August 12, 2025

Alone at Night: A Short Story on Solitude, Memory, and Quiet Reflection

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Late at night, Gustavo sits alone in his garage, cigarette in hand, lost in quiet thoughts. This short story explores solitude, memory, and ...

Manliness vs. Mason Lid: A Surreal Humorous Poem on Masculinity and Everyday Struggles

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Struggling with a stubborn pickle jar has humbled many men, but in this surreal and satirical poem, it becomes an epic battle. “Manliness vs...
Sunday, August 10, 2025

Diary of a Damp Towel: A Sentient Rag’s Sweaty Revenge in the Philippine Heat

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The unrelenting Philippine sun punishes a man and hit towel 🌞 Chapter 1: The Moist Awakening Dampthony had once been a proud towel. Fresh o...

Fried Chicken and Existential Crumbs: One Man’s Lunch Break Meltdown at Lawson

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Gustavo had conquered his morning workload like a caffeinated warrior—half a shift’s worth of spreadsheets slain before noon. But victory ca...