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Saturday, October 4, 2025
🦎 When Aliens Discovered Corporate Life: A Galactic Roast
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In a world eight billion light-years away from Earth — where gas particles swell to the size of guavas and darkness exists only as an urban ...
Thursday, September 25, 2025
Company Training Day 2025 (Part 3): Pastries, Humanoids, and Gustavo’s Brush with Destiny
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Saturday Training Day 2025 wasn’t done with Gustavo yet. After pastries, speeches, and the awkward attempts of management to inject “fun” in...
Wednesday, September 17, 2025
Company Training Day 2025 (Part 2): Pastries, Speeches, and Starfish
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If you’re wondering why Gustavo’s at a hotel instead of in bed watching anime, rewind to Part 1—it explains everything (sort of) . Training ...
Monday, September 8, 2025
Company Training Day 2025 (Part 1): Gustavo’s Saturday of Coffee and Chaos
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Saturday mornings are usually sacred for Gustavo — a time when his head rests peacefully on his pillow as anime streams on his phone. But on...
Saturday, September 6, 2025
A Quiet Saturday Morning That Didn’t Last Long
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In a quiet suburban neighborhood in Laguna, the sound of birds, children at play, and neighbors at work paints the perfect Saturday morning....
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