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Saturday, August 30, 2025
The Death of Cornelius: Gustavo’s Sanity, Basketball Fan, and Debt-Ridden Abstract Concept
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Cornelius, the fragile embodiment of Gustavo’s sanity, officially expired on August 29, 2025. Known in the neighborhood as both a stabilizin...
Tuesday, August 19, 2025
Heaven & Hell Basketball Showcase Decides Ukraine-Russia Conflict
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Photo from 2019's Heaven & Hell Basketball Showcase CELESTIAL ARENA — Tuesday, August 19, 2025 An electrified crowd of angels and ...
Friday, August 15, 2025
Holy Heist: Juicy Jesuits’ Safety-Pin Bank Robbery & Drunk Koala Getaway
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VATICAN CITY (Not Really) — In what authorities are calling “the most sacrilegious stunt since someone tried to baptize a cat,” a rogue band...
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