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Showing posts with label absurd comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label absurd comedy. Show all posts
Saturday, October 4, 2025

🦎 When Aliens Discovered Corporate Life: A Galactic Roast

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In a world eight billion light-years away from Earth — where gas particles swell to the size of guavas and darkness exists only as an urban ...
Thursday, September 25, 2025

Company Training Day 2025 (Part 3): Pastries, Humanoids, and Gustavo’s Brush with Destiny

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Saturday Training Day 2025 wasn’t done with Gustavo yet. After pastries, speeches, and the awkward attempts of management to inject “fun” in...
Saturday, August 30, 2025

The Death of Cornelius: Gustavo’s Sanity, Basketball Fan, and Debt-Ridden Abstract Concept

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Cornelius, the fragile embodiment of Gustavo’s sanity, officially expired on August 29, 2025. Known in the neighborhood as both a stabilizin...
Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Heaven & Hell Basketball Showcase Decides Ukraine-Russia Conflict

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Photo from 2019's Heaven & Hell Basketball Showcase CELESTIAL ARENA — Tuesday, August 19, 2025   An electrified crowd of angels and ...
Friday, August 15, 2025

Holy Heist: Juicy Jesuits’ Safety-Pin Bank Robbery & Drunk Koala Getaway

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VATICAN CITY (Not Really) — In what authorities are calling “the most sacrilegious stunt since someone tried to baptize a cat,” a rogue band...
Tuesday, August 12, 2025

Manliness vs. Mason Lid: A Surreal Humorous Poem on Masculinity and Everyday Struggles

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Struggling with a stubborn pickle jar has humbled many men, but in this surreal and satirical poem, it becomes an epic battle. “Manliness vs...
Sunday, August 10, 2025

Diary of a Damp Towel: A Sentient Rag’s Sweaty Revenge in the Philippine Heat

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The unrelenting Philippine sun punishes a man and hit towel 🌞 Chapter 1: The Moist Awakening Dampthony had once been a proud towel. Fresh o...

Bang Bang, Bayan! — The Memoirs of a Sentient Pistol in WWII Philippines

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A crazed World War II guerilla fighter unboxes his new pistol Chapter 1: I Was Born in a Box, Not a Battlefield They called me Lola Bertha. ...